An ode to the glory of freshmen dorms, communal bathroom and all
Take a walk down memory lane to the best parts of living in a freshmen dorm Read more »
Humor Column
What to eat in a day, Syracuse edition
Our humor columnist walks us through her healthy, unhealthy and potentially dangerous meals throughout the day. Read more »
Here are the jobs you missed on Handshake
Due to the limited availability of on-campus jobs, our humor columnist has come up with some (very realistic) new ideas for Handshake job postings. Read more »
Here's who you should avoid on the first day of class
To avoid typical freshman year pitfalls, SU freshmen should look to our humor columnist’s personal experiences. Read more »
A recap of Dave Portnoy's weekend in Syracuse
Our humour columnist got FOMO from last weekend’s crawl. Read more »
What they forgot to tell you about Syracuse during the campus tour
In honor of the ridiculous amount of campus tours lately, our humor columnist has highlighted the things your tour guide probably forgot to tell you. Read more »
The 5 stages of coping with Jim Boeheim’s retirement
It has officially been two weeks since Coach Jim Boeheim announced his retirement and if you still haven’t gotten over it, take some advice from our humor columnist. Read more »
A eulogy to the spring break plans that never stood a chance
Our humor columnist is disappointed to announce the death of her original spring break plans in Punta Cana, please join us in remembering what could’ve been. Read more »
An ode to the man I didn’t match with on Tinder
If you’re the cute guy who gets bagels from Food.com, our humor columnist has a poem for you. Read more »
A definitive ranking of the 10 best borg names
Over the weekend, a popular drink in Syracuse was the borg, here are the 10 most creative names. Read more »
Devil in the details: The perfect schedule for your Duke game planning
Forget a relaxing weekend and consider this action-packed plan for the Duke game day, carefully crafted by our humor columnist. Read more »
Save the awkwardness: Here’s how to avoid your ex-hookups on campus
Need to avoid that awkward hookup from last weekend? Well our humor columnist has got you covered. Read more »
Ask Aine: Dating advice from someone who doesn’t date
Our humor columnist offers advice for dating while attending SU. Read more »
Beak and Skiff is venturing into cannabis. Here's how they can get business booming
The best thing that could pair better with a cider is weed. Beak and Skiff has announced it will grow cannabis and our humor columnist has a lot of new ideas. Read more »
The top 5 most unforgettable moments Syracuse’s class of 2023 has experienced
From watching Pete Davidson get boo-ed at the Carrier Dome to the closing of Acropolis, the class of 2023 has certainly seen it all. Read more »
Now able to see the future, amateur psychic predicts what's to come at SU
Our humor columnist trained all summer to become a psychic and has foreseen a number of changes that Syracuse University will face this semester. Read more »
Your guide to making it through finals week without crying
Our humor columnist gives advice on creative ways to get through finals week, including sleeping, studying and late night walks. Read more »
